i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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