brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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