i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
i came on her dog
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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