Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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