We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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