Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
The best revenge is premature balding
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
this hospital has no fireball
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
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