then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
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