So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
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