I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
farters have to be the big spoon...
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I'm determined to sit on that face.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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