He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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