Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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