Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
