I should be sponsored by Trojan
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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