I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
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