just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
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