nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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