we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
