5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
God, I missed his penis.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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