as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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