making cat noises will not fix the situation.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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