i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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