Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I seem to have left my pride at pride
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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