Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
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