dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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