So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I made him laugh his dick is mine
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
Randomize