i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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