Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
Randomize
