Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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