is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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