I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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