Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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