Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
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