Fine. I'll sleep in my office
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
there is glitter all over my balls
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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