Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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