big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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