i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Boobs are out for the taking
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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