dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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