Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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