Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
he told me I talked like a deaf person
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Lo siento on account of my penis...
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