Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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