I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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