Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
why is half of my head shaved?
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