I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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