Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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