Fuck appropriateness.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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