So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
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