after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
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