I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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