Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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