Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
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