Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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