Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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