I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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