CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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