I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
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