We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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