my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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