found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
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