Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
You coming home soon, man?
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You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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