jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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